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by photomaster
Sat Sep 19, 2020 5:54 pm
Forum: Public Forum
Topic: Covid19 and other horrors
Replies: 2
Views: 1398

e-bikes, exercise, and quarantine

Being stuck in quarantine for months I've done the impossible - I am cleaning my apartment! I give a shout out to a model whom I hired several times to take many pounds of junk to the dumpster. All my precious treasures have somehow to turned to a pile of cheap junk with the passage of time. For my ...
by photomaster
Fri Jul 17, 2020 2:05 pm
Forum: Public Forum
Topic: Quarantine 2020 Gallery Updates
Replies: 0
Views: 1260

Quarantine 2020 Gallery Updates

I am struggling to continue my photography during the whole Covid19 thing, working with 2 local models whom I've known for years. The model wanted to play more with rope lights. It's a great theme to build on. I've got enough images for a gallery exhibition... you know, if they were open and people ...
by photomaster
Sun Jul 05, 2020 9:40 pm
Forum: Public Forum
Topic: Covid19 and other horrors
Replies: 2
Views: 1398

Smoke Alarms are the devil's playthings

Smoke alarms. You know you hate them. Let me share you my experience with a popular brand... I forget the name. It's sounds like kitty? It's not important. This model is wired into the AC wiring directly with a battery backup. This has got to be the most annoying torture device ever designed since t...
by photomaster
Fri Jun 05, 2020 1:50 pm
Forum: Public Forum
Topic: Covid19 and other horrors
Replies: 2
Views: 1398

Covid19 and other horrors

I see I haven't posted anything to my forum since the pandemic. What's there to say? Well, I'm in New York - just 50 miles from a major hot spot, NYC. This has not only changed my photography but my life as well. Where to start? I grabbed a case of napkins and case of toilet tissue off Ebay for doub...
by photomaster
Sun Mar 29, 2020 8:57 pm
Forum: Public Forum
Topic: Welcome
Replies: 2
Views: 2843

Covid 19

I'm still here and alive, in the heart of the epidemic. Should someone find my lifeless body, please toss my dildo collection into the dumpster on the side of the building. I have been extremely fortunate. A model of mine arrived 2 weeks ago with a collection of raw, frozen, and pre-cooked meat, pas...
by photomaster
Tue Feb 18, 2020 2:58 pm
Forum: Public Forum
Topic: There's nothing on TV to watch anymore
Replies: 0
Views: 3179

There's nothing on TV to watch anymore

Thank-you, FIOS ! I used to watch The Spice Channel back in the 90's. Ever wonder if a purveyor of pornography like myself watches porn? yes, I do - but, only to study the lighting. LOL ok, I also like to make fun of the production and imagine what the photo shoot is like. I'll be watching a porn cl...
by photomaster
Thu Feb 13, 2020 4:45 pm
Forum: Public Forum
Topic: Welcome to 2020 Gallery Updates!
Replies: 0
Views: 3197

Welcome to 2020 Gallery Updates!

Inbetwixt the PHP updates breaking my website, the spambots flooding my forum with hundreds of fake users, and the hacker from Elmwood Park (you know who you are) I've fallen behind on my announcements. Fear not - I am still here creating photographs for you... well, for me anyway. I am sharing my a...
by photomaster
Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:42 pm
Forum: Public Forum
Topic: Welcome
Replies: 2
Views: 2843

Welcome to 2020

I have new user registration functioning once again. I think I lost a few older posts as my previous forum was eaten by spambots and php upgrades. Feel free to register to post messages... you know, assuming you're human. knru0611a.jpg Now, for something completely different. I have returned from th...
by photomaster
Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:11 pm
Forum: Public Forum
Topic: Rapture of the Deep (Joy of nude SCUBA diving)
Replies: 1
Views: 1980

Re: Rapture of the Deep (Joy of nude SCUBA diving)

The biggest improvement to dive gear to come along since my day was the transition from hard lead block weights to lead shot. The traditional way to populate a weight belt is to buy blocks of lead stamped with numbers ranging from 1/2, 1, 5, 8, 9, 10 and few odd-ball sizes in-between. You snake a th...
by photomaster
Mon Feb 10, 2020 4:21 pm
Forum: Public Forum
Topic: Why Fifty Shades of Grey Sucks
Replies: 0
Views: 3118

Why Fifty Shades of Grey Sucks

The title of the book comes from a quote by Christian Grey, "I'm fifty shades of fucked up." Ain't that the truth. It's a fantasy novel which glorifies an abusive relationship. But, don't worry - it's just a fantasy. It took me forever to get through this monstrously awful book, finally resorting to...