The Photography of h.butz

I'm still here and alive, in the heart of the epidemic. Should someone find my lifeless body, please toss my dildo collection into the dumpster on the side of the building. I have been extremely fortunate. A model of mine arrived 2 weeks ago with a collection of raw, frozen, and pre-cooked meat, pas...

Thank-you, FIOS ! I used to watch The Spice Channel back in the 90's. Ever wonder if a purveyor of pornography like myself watches porn? yes, I do - but, only to study the lighting. LOL ok, I also like to make fun of the production and imagine what the photo shoot is like. I'll be watching a porn cl...

Inbetwixt the PHP updates breaking my website, the spambots flooding my forum with hundreds of fake users, and the hacker from Elmwood Park (you know who you are) I've fallen behind on my announcements. Fear not - I am still here creating photographs for you... well, for me anyway. I am sharing my a...

I have new user registration functioning once again. I think I lost a few older posts as my previous forum was eaten by spambots and php upgrades. Feel free to register to post messages... you know, assuming you're human. knru0611a.jpg Now, for something completely different. I have returned from th...

The biggest improvement to dive gear to come along since my day was the transition from hard lead block weights to lead shot. The traditional way to populate a weight belt is to buy blocks of lead stamped with numbers ranging from 1/2, 1, 5, 8, 9, 10 and few odd-ball sizes in-between. You snake a th...

The title of the book comes from a quote by Christian Grey, "I'm fifty shades of fucked up." Ain't that the truth. It's a fantasy novel which glorifies an abusive relationship. But, don't worry - it's just a fantasy. It took me forever to get through this monstrously awful book, finally resorting to...

My first visit to California unhappily coincided with the release of the science fiction film Escape From New York . When I spoke with my New Yawk "Hey - howya doin" accent, people looked at me like I was an alien from outer space who had just landed. I was unprepared. Had someone from California vi...

http://www.hbutz.com/public/purple.jpg This is the future of banking? (a true story) I have this habit of tossing my change onto the desk at the end of the day, rather than attempting to spend it. I just find it easier spending bills rather than digging through my pockets for exact change, but now ...

http://www.hbutz.com/public/dtae1118a.jpg Ok, that didn't work. In October of 1996, The World Wide Web Consortium (W3C) responded to the US Government's C.O.P.A. (Child Online Protection Act) by introducing website content rating tags or PICS tags. This is akin to the V-Chip in your television - at...

I was an avid SCUBA diver in 80's, having collected nearly every certification available: Open Water, Advanced Open Water, Rescue and Recovery, Equipment Specialist, cross-certified between SSI and PADI. One Winter's Day I parked in the Northport train station parking lot and cut through a dirt alle...